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The minister of a school could face criminal charges for killing 30 people and injuring many more, children are to be believed to be buried under the rubble of a concrete building that collapsed. He used bare hands to put the bleeding children’s bodies under the seven story building.
Everett herald

The Mexican army announced that it found the largest cache of guns in the history of the Mexican army; they found 540 rifles, 165 grenades, and 30 sticks of tnt. They were seized in McAllen Texas.
Everett herald

Obama’s aunt intends to fight the US. She is fleeing her apartment and is on the lan. She was ordered to leave the country in 2004. Obama says obey the Law and that auntie Onyango needs to leave the country.
Everett herald

The los Angeles city council moves to stop building the elephant enclosure. Bob barker supports the elephant enclosure saying the zoo is the equivalent of guantanamo bay. He wants to remove the elephants at all costs even if it means moving it to his house.
Seattle times